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Legal Disclaimer: This web site and the information contained herein does not constitute the offer or sale of a franchise. The offer and sale of a franchise can only be made through the delivery and receipt of a Uniform Franchise Disclosure Document (UFDD).
There are approximately 14 US States that regulate the offer and sale of franchises including California, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, New York, North Dakota, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Virginia, Washington, and Wisconsin. If you are a resident of one of these states, are receiving this message in one of these states, or intend to operate this business in any of these states or countries, we will not offer you the opportunity to do so unless and until we have complied with any applicable pre-sale registration and/or disclosure requirements in the applicable jurisdiction.
New York Residents: This advertisement is not an offering. As offering can only be made by a prospectus filed first with the Department of Law of the State of New York. Such filing does not constitute approval by the Department of Law.
OUR WEBSITE HAS NOT BEEN REVIEWED OR APPROVED BY THE CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT OF BUSINESS OVERSIGHT. ANY COMPLAINTS CONCERNING THE CONTENT OF THIS WEBSITE MAY BE DIRECTED TO THE CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT OF BUSINESS OVERSIGHT AT www.dbo.ca.gov
Likewise, our website has not been reviewed or approved by any other federal or state governmental or regulatory agency (domestic or international).
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